Showing posts with label lame anecdotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lame anecdotes. Show all posts

Thursday 30 July 2015

Apiary Diary: Lumo Cycling Jersey

Diary Entry:
4:30pm, 19C, a bit windy and overcast.

I've just been down to the apiary and the guys were pretty active.
Lots of comings and goings.
Unusually though, they seemed bothered by my presence.
I got buzzed and made to feel pretty unwelcome.
This wasn't at all normal so I decided to let them get on with it and moved away.

I wasn't sure why they were behaving like this; they weren't usually this defensive.
Then I looked at myself.
I was wearing lumo cycling gear and, having just cycled 20 miles, wasn't smelling particularly neutral.

Sweaty lumo-clad cyclists probably shouldn't wander into the Apiary and stand in the bees' flightpath

So I replaced the shirt with something bland and got a bit clean.
Unsurprisingly, when I then went into the apiary the guys totally ignored me.
I was no longer a sweaty, CO2-emitting lumo predator but had morphed back into a friendly bee-neutral beekeeper.

It's always good to be reminded of basic principles and to not take your bees for granted.




Wednesday 15 July 2015

Up on the roof: Nighttime Visits to the BeesofSpike Apiary

I've been in the habit recently of popping down to the Apiary to check on what the bees are getting up to after dark.
There's usually a bit of a congregation on the landing board, especially when it's hot. 
And if you put your ear to the side of the hive there's a lovely deep resonant sound of 1000s of pairs of wings all abuzz.

The days are not quite as long as they were this time last month but it was still not particularly dark at just after 9pm when I ambled down to the hives to read the bees their bedtime story.
The apiary thermometer was showing 19.9C and it was drizzling with summer rain; it was, in fact, a lovely evening.

All was as expected: the familiar bee party on the landing board was in full swing and there was a sparse but steady stream of late flyers returning back home.

But in addition to that, there was Bella, the cat from next door, perched on top of hive 2, doing a passable impersonation of stout Cortez... silent upon a peak in Darien.

like stout Cortez...

She initially looked a bit surprised to see me but pretended, as cats do, that there was nothing out of the ordinary in being perched on top of a pile of boxes containing 40,000 bees and decided that she was quite happy to stay exactly where she was.

Unfortunately, the only camera I had on me was the one on my mobile phone and, as you can see, it struggles a bit in low light. So this lamentably poor photo is the best I could manage.
But at least, albeit incompetently, the moment is preserved on the internet, which, as we all know, is the only thing that counts nowadays.


On reflection though, perhaps Bella's crepuscular hive-sitting behaviour isn't that odd after all.
I considered why she might choose to be up there:
a)
It's nice and high; cats like that.
b) 
From the top of that hive (which is currently 2 deeps, 3 shallows, a base, a roof and a hive stand tall) she can see over the apiary's perimeter fence and monitor the activity in her very own 1st floor flat, right next door to Spike Towers.
This allows her to accurately gauge just how distressed her owners are getting when she ignores their attempts to call her in for the night. Cats love doing this.
c) 
Hive 2 is situated under a lime tree so that spot is nicely protected from the rain.
d) 
40,000 bees in a box will generate some heat; it might be warm up there on the lid, which is something else cats really like.
e)
If she's quiet and respectful on top of that box she won't be seen as a threat. At this time of night the bees are preoccupied with their standard bedtime routine and were probably totally unaware of their crepuscular visitor anyway. So on top of a friendly beebox would be a safe place for a cat to be, the threat of bees deterring any potential enemies.


However, if Bella wants to visit at a time of day when the bees are more active, I suspect that she may want to tread carefully. I know she's taken at least one sting on the mouth in the last couple of weeks.

Generally though at Spike Acres, the cats and bees seem to be cohabiting quite nicely.
It looks as if the cats are pretty respectful and the bees, unless seriously provoked, just get on with their beestuff.

The LandofSpike cats, Biscuit and Freddie, will both occasionally come into the apiary when I'm there but will sensibly keep out of the way of flightpaths and hive entrances.
Bizarrely, WVF (the previous LandofSpike cat) used to enjoy catching and eating bees, which sometimes made her froth at the mouth in rather an alarming fashion.
This frothing didn't deter her in the slightest and she continued to catch, chomp and froth quite regularly.


That concludes the cat anecdotes for the time being; it's 1am and time for bed.
I hope Next Door have managed to persuade Bella to come in by now...





Friday 11 January 2013

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from the BeesofSpike Apiary

The old year is now fast receding into the dim and distant past.

Not receding into the dim and distant past is LandofSpike's remarkably resilient cough; a legacy of a festive season of which he spent every single day afflicted with A Ghastly Illness. 
Moan, whine etc. 

His Man Flu was so virulent that he was unable even to drag himself to the western borders of Spike Acres to monitor his bees.
So the daily Apiary observation chart, over the Christmas & New Year period, records nothing apart from a maximum temperature of 12.2C, a minimum of 3.5C and a scribbled note that it had been rainy but mild.

The bees didn't seem to mind his absence though. They just carried on without him.


Another consequence of The Great Illness, but also partly due to A General Uselessness, was the LandofSpike Christmas cards failing to meet their December deadline.
So, in time honoured fashion, the Apiary Christmas Message is making a belated, yet still heartfelt, appearance.


LandofSpike and his Bees would like to wish all you Friends of Bees a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Join them for more bee-related nonsense in the coming year.



Monday 2 April 2012

It's not just Honey Bees... An Exciting Seaside Bumblebee Adventure

LandofSpike was in Hometown-on-Sea at the weekend.
Temperatures on Saturday, after a gloriously summery week, were back to bee-worrying single figures, but Sunday was again warm and sunny.
Consequently LandofSpike spotted quite a few bumblebees out foraging amongst the flowers whilst he was taking the air with his family on the prom, just about as far east as England gets. On our left was all of Blighty, on our right was nothing but steel grey sea until you get to Holland.

Suddenly a cry of alarm, "Emergency! Bee Down!"
One of our number had spotted an upsidedown Bumble on the ground in front of us, too exhausted to get back to its colony. Perhaps it had been weakened by yesterday's cold snap, perhaps it was just fagged out.

So, now officially 'A Friend of Bees', LandofSpike swept into action. He scooped up the stricken Bombus and relocated her to a lovely pollen filled flower, a goodly height off the ground.

Good deed for the day done, LandofSpike watched proudly as the newly rescued and revived bumblebee flew off along the promenade, only to see it, 20 metres later, detour sharply Eastwards across the beach, zigzag out across the breakers and plunge, kamikaze-style, into the North Sea.

LandofSpike didn't attempt a further rescue but decided to go to the cafe for a large helping of fish 'n' chips instead. They were very tasty.